Hello, Police? I accidentally stepped on my cats foot and need to be arrested
love is watching someone die
so who’s gonna watch you die?
Everything I Am - Kanye West.
But everything I’m not, made me everything I am.
everybody has that one memefriend. all memes remind you of them. i’m proposing the word “memefriend” to be a new relationship description. are you two dating? no, we’re just memefriends
my grandma had a ton of ice cream in her fridge and my grandpa won’t eat it so my mom brought it back and i’m chillin eating my dead grandma’s peanut butter fudge ice cream wbu