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my photography professor cracks me up he’ll be like

"nothing in this room can hurt you

but don’t lean in too close otherwise you might burn the inside of your nose” 

"as you can see this really isn’t too heavy 

*picks it up* *stumbles and almost drops it*”

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“Because this is my life. And that’s the only explanation you will ever need.”

(via h-auptgewinn)

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when you really hate the fuck out of someone but you cant say shit because everyone else loves them and you know deep down in your cold dead heart that they’re a terrible person


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ariana grande looks five years older with her hair down can we please retire the ponytails

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today i saw this girl in class wearing a shirt for an oyster restaurant that said “shuck me suck me eat me raw” in huge letters 

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alright i am going the fuck to sleep

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please tell me you aren’t having 75 littles now

nooooooooooooo i’m taking 2 but we have to have a ranked list of around 75 because it’s a lottery type of system that way if #1 is taken, they look at 2. if your 2 is taken, they look at 3, and so on and so forth 

hopefully i don’t end up with my #75 but u never know

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