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yangderexiaolong:

Do you ever have that outfit you wear so often you think

"Yes, this is the outfit I’d be drawn in everyday if I was a cartoon"

September 20 167,863 notesoriginal (via)
  1. iPhone user:I'm so excited to get the iPhone 6
  2. Android user:Why do people with iPhones think they're so much better than everyone else
  3. iPhone user:I just like this pho-
  4. Android user:The Samsung Anus5000 had that screen *snort* like 2 years ago! *glomping noise* How are you enjoying 2012 you mindless sheeple?? *uses inhaler to suppress incoming asthma attack*
September 19 50,522 notesoriginal (via)
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Artist: UnknownWiz Khalifa
Title: UnknownAss Drop
Album: UnknownBlacc Hollywood (Deluxe Version)

September 19 4,471 notes(via)

cetaceas:

*hears child crying* *takes birth control*

September 18 27,919 notesoriginal (via)

coconutoil97:

me walking down the isle to my soon-to-be husband (drake) while 2 on plays:

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him when he see me walking down the isle:

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September 18 6,329 notesoriginal (via)