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  1. Child:mommy I'm sick
  2. Mom:yaaaaas bitch cause I am what? SICKENING
  3. child:but mommy I've been throwing up
  4. Mom:yaaaaaaaaaaas bitch gag on my eleganza

obamallamatime:

Hello, Police? I accidentally stepped on my cats foot and need to be arrested

Artist: UnknownFifth Harmony
Title: UnknownWe Know (Live Acoustic)
Album: UnknownBillboard Live Sessions

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lambtime:

important moments in history.

Artist: UnknownDeath Cab For Cutie
Title: UnknownWhat Sarah Said
Album: UnknownPlans

love is watching someone die

so who’s gonna watch you die?


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Artist: UnknownKanye West
Title: UnknownEverything I Am
Album: UnknownGraduation

truthology:

Everything I Am - Kanye West.

But everything I’m not, made me everything I am.


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foxmouth:

Places of Solitude, 2013 | by Laura Tidwell

yuukikaai:

everybody has that one memefriend. all memes remind you of them. i’m proposing the word “memefriend” to be a new relationship description. are you two dating? no, we’re just memefriends

my grandma had a ton of ice cream in her fridge and my grandpa won’t eat it so my mom brought it back and i’m chillin eating my dead grandma’s peanut butter fudge ice cream wbu 

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