"Don’t piss me off, I have access to your toothbrush."
do you ever feel like there’s just so many pretty girls but most dudes are just subpar like there are radiant goddesses everywhere and just piles and piles of guys in backwards baseball caps and sandals
it’s called makeup
you can put eyeliner on a frat boy that doesn’t change the fact that’s he’s wearing a neon muscle shirt and nike flip flops
counseling appointment went well
i’m in a much better place so we just started talking about my relationship with my older sister and drawing boundaries and saying no to things i don’t want to do and such
she said i’m doing well and that i’m very wise for my age and my logic-mindedness and motivated spirit will always help me
PRESIDENTS FOR DAYS
what do i do now that i have hbo go??? where do i start with catching up?? game of thrones? veep? girls? ALL MY FAVORITE SHOWS ARE ON HBO I’M SO EXCITED
yessssssss i finally got hbo go to work
"alice and johan are newly engaged and ready to spend $700,000 on a house in seattle"
i hate this show