cats, coffee, chris, clintons, etc.
and some gaudy messes
caroline is a south carolinian and moderately tall redheaded college student who's majoring in history and frequently dresses like a (hot) librarian. she likes dolly parton, CNN, rachel maddow, bad reality television, sexually explicit music, cute things, beautiful women, non-fiction books, and often has to be watching HGTV in order to fall asleep. she blogs a lot about chris colfer, her life, and other things that strike her fancy. she was a world champion figure skater in another life.


"Don’t piss me off, I have access to your toothbrush."

4 hours ago with 561 notes
sweet angel, faking it,




do you ever feel like there’s just so many pretty girls but most dudes are just subpar like there are radiant goddesses everywhere and just piles and piles of guys in backwards baseball caps and sandals

it’s called makeup

you can put eyeliner on a frat boy that doesn’t change the fact that’s he’s wearing a neon muscle shirt and nike flip flops

(via klartie)

4 hours ago with 184552 notes


#sass queen: kelly kapoor

(via colferswift)

counseling appointment went well

i’m in a much better place so we just started talking about my relationship with my older sister and drawing boundaries and saying no to things i don’t want to do and such 

she said i’m doing well and that i’m very wise for my age and my logic-mindedness and motivated spirit will always help me 

*strokes goatee* 

4 hours ago with 8 notes



(via @billclinton.)

(via fuck-yeahbillclinton)

5 hours ago with 159 notes
LOVE IT, god bless the usa,

what do i do now that i have hbo go??? where do i start with catching up?? game of thrones? veep? girls? ALL MY FAVORITE SHOWS ARE ON HBO I’M SO EXCITED 

my hair today called for a webcam selfie 

6 hours ago with 11 notes

yessssssss i finally got hbo go to work

6 hours ago with 0 notes

"alice and johan are newly engaged and ready to spend $700,000 on a house in seattle"

i hate this show

19 hours ago with 3 notes

WGN usually starts airing episodes of 30 rock at this time and i’m pissed because they aren’t tonight and that’s what i’ve been using to get to sleep recently